Kelly Andrews was studying for a law degree at Liverpool University until somebody from the Daily Star pointed out that, while the law was a fine profession, she could, without even needing to take any exams, get quite a lot of money by just whapping her jubblies out.

Seeing the logic of this, she abandoned her studies, and the law's loss was very much the gain of the tabloids, the lads' mags, and many happily masturbating adolescents.